Wow, this was a complete waste of time

Random
Do you have any pets?	why does every survey want to know this? yes.
What color shirt are you wearing?	black...but my soul's a nice shiny white
Name three things that are physically close to you:	a dictionary, a chair...a computer (what, am i supposed to say something zany like a yeti?)
What is the last book you read?	"The Shipping News"...it was..eh.
Are you or were you a good student?	define good...good as in i graduated, good as in a showed up every now and then..
What's your favorite sport?	water polo
Do you enjoy sleeping late?	i would
What's the weather like right now?	very nice
Who tells the best jokes?	comedians
What was the last thing you dreamed about?	i don't know, but i was gritting my teeth like a son of a bitch
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?	yes. no, but there's been some bastard people who have hit me
Do you believe in karma?	no, just chameleons
Do you believe in luck?	sure, why not
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?	scrambled all the way
Do you collect anything? If so, what?	stereo manuals...
Are you proud of yourself?	am i ever
Are you reliable?	am i ever
Have you ever given money to a bum?	does my boyfriend count? HAHAHAHAHAHAHa
What's your favorite food?	the kind that is yummy
Have you ever had a secret admirer?	how the hell would i know?
Do you like the smell of gasoline?	um...no
Do like to draw?	and quarter too!
What's your favorite invention?	time
Is your room messy?	if i had one, yes indeedy do
What do you like better: oranges or apples?	squares
Do you give in easily?	what are you asking me to do? okay!
Are you a good guesser?	i am the best guesser ever, hands down, bar none.
Can you read other people's expressions?	no, just the bottom of their feet
Are you a bully?	only if you don't like squares
Do you have a job?	motherhood is a full time job...biotches!
What time did you wake up this morning?	7:30 a.m.
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?	some Healthy Choice thingie with chicken
When was the last time you showered?	a week ago..that's right, i'm not ashamed!
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?	taking my kid to the doctor, finding the meaning of life, inventing time
What's your favorite day of the week and why?	Tuesday...because they just fucking rock!
Do you have any nicknames?	KD....
Have you ever been scuba diving?	not to my knowledge
What's your least favorite color?	blue
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?	no. Norman Mailer
Would you ever go skydiving?	no.
What toothpaste do you use?	Crest
Do you enjoy challenges?	only if they're easy
What's the worst injury you have had?	a slightly torn vagina
What's the last movie you saw?	Pan's Labyrinth
What do you want to know about the future?	it's Tuesday
What does your last text message say?	i don't
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?	my mommy
What's your favorite school subject?	being annoying and you
What's your least favorite school subject?	all of them
Would you rather have money or love?	i'd rather have move or loney
What is your dream vacation?	on the planet neptune with che guevara! yeah!
What is your favorite animal?	the muppet
Do you miss anyone right now?	it's hard to miss people when you're as self centered as i am
What's the last sporting event you watched?	i have no idea
Do you need to do laundry?	i am, damnit, get off my back!
Do you listen to the radio?	satellite radio
Where were you when 9/11 happened?	at my mom's
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?	sob and fall to the floor in convulsions
Have you ever caught a butterfly?	colds, yes...not so much on the butterfly tip
What color are your bed sheets?	white....hey, just like my soul!
What's your ringtone?	i don't have one
Who was the last person to make you laugh?	my sweet baboo
Do you have any obsessions right now?	laundry, yetis, butterflys....it's a pretty long list
Do you like things that glow in the dark?	um....i really hadn't given it much thought...yes?
What's your favorite fruity scent?	rum
Do you watch cartoons?	yep
Have you ever sat on a roof?	hell, probably
Have you ever been to a different country?	no, i am lame
Name three things in the world you dislike:	the Taj Mahal, the Eiffel Tower, and Big Ben
Name three people in the world you dislike:	you, your mom, and....Fergie. man, i really dislike her.
Has a rumor even been spread about you?	every fucking day
Do you like sushi?	never tried it
Do you believe in magic?	in a young girl's heart? how the music can free her whenever it starts? No.
Do you hold grudges?	sure
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